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They may be anyone, anywhere.
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They hide and wander
beneath human appearances.
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They are predators,
they are often lonely murderers
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Ready to kill anyone
So that their race would be the master of the galaxy.
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The Earth's invasion has
already begun.
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They are among us.
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Aliens.
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We come in peace.
We come in peace to destroy your planet.
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"I SAW THEM"
"CROP CIRCLES : WHERE DO THEY COME FROM ?"
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"LAST NIGHT, THE EARTH WELCOMED VISITORS"
"MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES"
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"MY NEIGHBOUR, THAT MARTIAN"
"WHERE DO THEY HIDE ?"
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"MASSACRE OF THE THIRD KIND"
"UFO OR COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION"
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"THE NEXT ALIEN FILM MIGHT BE A DOCUMENTARY"
"ARMY EXPERIMENTS OR ALIENS ?"
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DIRECTED BY RAYMOND RADET
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"TWO PERSONS SAY THEY HAVE SEEN AN UFO IN VULAINES/SEINE"
"CAN WE STILL DENY THEIR EXISTENCE ?"
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My name is Woody Alien.
I'm an alien hunter.
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As I was only a teddy boy,
Something I lived changed my whole life.
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Bastard !
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Anarchic Freestyle !
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We come in peace.
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Oh ! A hippie !
_ Come on, shoot him !
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We come in peace.
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To destroy your planet.
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What ?
_ What's that bloody mess ?
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Marc !
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You'll pay for this !
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Swear to me that you'll shoot that
rotten hippie alien !
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Stay with me !
No !
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Are you soon done with the off screen voice ?
_ Oops, sorry.
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I had just lost my best friend.
But that's the way I discovered
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that the only physical difference between aliens and human beings
was that their blood was green.
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Many years later,
I had the explanation.
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They are vegetarian.
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Thereby, I elaborated some rules that enabled me
to carry my hunt forward without ever being noticed.
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Rule 1 : always go unnoticed.
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Three ? In one single shot ?
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Rule 2 : never trust anyone
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After you !
_ Are you one of them ?
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One of whom ?
_ Traitor !
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Rule 3...
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Hum... that leaf wasn't here just now.
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... collect every clue that may reveal
their secret activities.
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Nothing to report in this area.
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Rule 4 : not to warn the inhabitants,
at the risk of provoking panic.
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Hey, mom ! that's the idiot who believes in alien !
_ Don't look at him, my son ! He's a crazy person.
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Hey ! Go back in your flying saucer !
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So ? Any news from Mars ?
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Rule 5 : not to eat with one's mouth full.
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Really ?
Why ?
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It's cleaner !
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Over the years, I made huge dicoveries
on their networks.
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I had never seen them at work again, of course,
But their presence was indisputable.
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Many non-human installations decorate the urban landscape,
Without anybody noticing it.
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Without our knowing, they hid
intragalactic teleporters.
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They hide traps,
and nobody knows it.
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With the help of insignificant things,
They watch us, they spy on us,
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And write down the least
of our doings.
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And this applies to more famous monuments,
and nobody notices it.
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Battery loading.
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I was ready to think they had gone.
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"The whales singing" ?
No human listen to that kind of music.
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Until the time one of them re-appeared.
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They are among us.
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I needed to get weapons.
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Only one person could help me.
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Woody ! What brings you here ?
_ I would need a weapon that can kill aliens.
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You are lucky ! We have just collected
an... alien weapon !
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The army got it in an ufo wreckage
in the forest.
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I give it in for you for 50 000.
Cash.
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It's a real one.
So let me explain.
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It's a nucleo-monotoxic weapon with ionic propulsion of
elementary electromagnetical particles longitudinal differential...
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Dr Traterrestrial. First name : Alex.
He was certainely not very clever,
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But he had good tips to give.
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Do you have something to eat ?
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Yes I have !
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Take a tip.
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I have something to show you !
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The army also gave me an alien embryon.
Look !
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Huh, he is very small !
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Of course. What were you expecting,
it's an embryon.
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But... what's the use ?
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None !
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I needed a lead to follow.
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What kind of supposed human being could listen
to "the whales singing" without ever being suspected ?
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The fishmonger !
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It was him !
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You have no escape.
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A plastic pig ?
You think you'll get me with that ?
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Where are the others ?
Where is your boss hiding ?
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You're the last of the area, Woody.
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What do you mean ?
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We were often told of you, up there.
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By killing me that way, don't you think you
have just proved your belonging to our race ?
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Your blood is the same colour as our, Woody.
You are hunting your fellows like we are hunting human beings.
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Your way of killing is a unkind as our !
Join us, or you will die with the weak races during the last assault.
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I may look like you,
But I'll never be like you !
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Sous-titrage : Louise "Dobby" Radet